Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed him that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a twelve year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too. Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said..."I too have a problem.
"My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married." She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky."
Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching and teasing, holding one another.
As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your winky was the size of an infant!
2007-12-10 05:19:05 · 8 answers · asked by peausohleen 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Yes, it is", he replied, "& pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long!"
2007-12-10 05:20:10 · update #1
"Yes, it is", he replied, "7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long!"
2007-12-10 05:20:35 · update #2
Forgive the repeat. There was a mistake and I tried to correct it, but this does not have an edit.
2007-12-10 05:21:47 · update #3
lol i have heard it before and it never gets old. thanks for sharing it and making me lol on this boring monday at work.
2007-12-10 05:52:54 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol.
Since we are on a size joke, I have an old cold war joke.
"The Soviets and Americans were getting together to try to find a way to make peace through business trade. They decided that the Soviets would buy condoms from the Americans. The Americans waited and waited and at last got an order for 10 million 12" condoms. They nodded their heads and thought hmm. Then filled the order and sent it out.
The Soviets got their order and with a smile unpacked the boxes. But each box was marked "Texas Medium" size condoms.
2007-12-10 13:38:09 · answer #2 · answered by Peter R 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious
2007-12-10 13:37:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha very funny!! Star!
2007-12-10 13:30:41 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda P 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like this joke. It is very funny.
2007-12-10 14:39:16 · answer #5 · answered by important_bizniss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
that one was funny :D
2007-12-10 14:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one
2007-12-10 13:34:28 · answer #7 · answered by tootie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
:)) :)) :)) :)) :))
2007-12-10 13:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by A Human 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋