so everynight im woken up by monkeys running around my bed. they keep saying give us your socks. they call out to me all night and try to steel my socks. they also talk like humans its weird. someone tell me what happening.
2007-12-10 05:14:32 · 10 answers · asked by podolak6 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Worry not my friend! The exact thing happened to me a few weeks ago. They are there to help you. They only want your socks that dont have a match to them. You know when you do your laundry and you cant find the other sock? Well its a well known fact that the Laundry Gnomes steal your socks and take them back to their village. The monkeys have a signed contract with the Gnomes stating if they can bring a match back to the Gnome Village, then the monkeys can have the pair. So just give the monkeys your unmatched socks and you will be pleasantly surprised the next morning with more pairs of socks, and the monkeys will leave you alone. Hope this helped.
2007-12-10 05:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had the same problem than you in the past. So I called the crocodiles and told them: Hey, friends want to feast yourself on some nice, juicy and flavory monkeys ?
Come to my house at midnight, enter my room and strart eating. Oh and please, leave my socks alone.
It worked, they monkeys got ridden of. But now, how do I get rid of the crocks ?
2007-12-10 13:18:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give the monkeys your socks and they will leave you alone.
2007-12-10 13:19:12 · answer #3 · answered by jackie_jabar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should put bananas in your socks and leave a trail to your sister`s room!!!
2007-12-10 13:24:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, its because your doing way too much drugs, and ur sniffing a lot of paint..... i advise u to cut down on the weed and paint and u should b seeing sheeps at night instead of monkeys lol
2007-12-10 13:20:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are just halusanating go to a counseler and see what they have to say about it. Maybe you have not gotten any sleep for a long time and you are seeing things hope i helped got to go bye
2007-12-10 13:24:24 · answer #6 · answered by loverofChrist 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe you are Chris Griffin?
2007-12-10 13:19:54 · answer #7 · answered by Laceyd5 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok put the lsd down and step away lol
2007-12-10 13:18:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats awesome!
2007-12-10 13:22:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG your dehydrated again!!!!! =O
2007-12-10 13:18:25 · answer #10 · answered by sand_illusions 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋