2007-12-10 05:14:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
We were at Target, my son was 5. He farted REALLY loud, then went "MOM!!"
2007-12-10 05:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
My Child wasn't born at the time but i was waiting in the Gyno's office for my appointment and a family trucked in with a very pregnant mom and a flustered dad and a little girl about two years old. The mom had to go to the washroom and left daddy in the lobby with about a zillion pregnant woman. The little girl sits beside me and touches my baby bump and says " Grandma says my mom has a bun on he oven, You got one too" she stops and smiles and looks around the room and says really loudly so everyone can hear " wow dad we must be at a bakery" I laughed so hard i almost peed as did all the other women!
2007-12-10 06:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by Chandra 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well I only have one and she is 18 months but this is easy and it just happened a week ago. My daughter is tall about as tall as a two year old already and can get in and out of her high chair on her own. I was washing dishes while she had a snack. She started saying out out. So I took the tray off for her to jump down. She complained and started saying up up. I looked at her and said you know how to get out on your own I am not helping you. She stopped complaining looked at me and said "!@!#$%$!T%W I said up" The first part was in baby talk and I could not under stand what it was and my wife says you don't want to know. It was a long list of baby cruse words. I got cursed out by a one year old
2007-12-10 05:24:17 · answer #3 · answered by Big Daddy R 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
we were at K mart the food court, i was pregnant with number 3, my eldest was 5 and Steven was 2, we ordered our hot dogs, they were not ready so this very skinny looking lady, who you could only see waist up said she would bring them to our table, it was break time for the whole store it seemed, very busy, we sat, the woman came out from the counter to give us the hot dogs, Steven the 2 year old YELLS OH MY GOD MOM HER BUTT IS HUGE, it was she had the tiniest waist and then wham we tried not to laugh along with every employee but what could we do my husband was hiding his laughter, steven was just shocked, he is now 16, and i have 5 children nothing has ever topped this LOL
2007-12-10 05:35:23 · answer #4 · answered by melissa s 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well my girls are just 11 months apart and thought it'd be funny to stick Always maxi pads to the bay window in the living room,it took the mailman to tell me I had "airplanes" as the girls called `em stuck to my window,I opened the blinds and got `em off real quick!!!
2007-12-10 05:29:27 · answer #5 · answered by angie d 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋
My daughter, when she was two, announced to her father in the middle of a crowed restaurant at the top of her voice, "Daddy, I peed and mad yuk in the potty. Yeah to me!" The whole restaurant applauded her and I wanted to shrink in the middle of the floor. (She's 24 now)
2007-12-10 06:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by blondspitfire 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Used parental logic to correct my behavior. Funny as h*ll.
2007-12-10 05:17:14 · answer #7 · answered by Level 7 is Best 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
she's not my child.. but my 3 year old niece started describing.. in detail what her mommy and daddy do when they have mommy and daddy time! she even did the sounds. i could not stop laughing... lol i called my sister immediately and told her about it... (i was babysitting) =)
2007-12-10 05:30:20 · answer #8 · answered by Aubree's Mommy♥ 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
My daughter was misbehaving whilst we were shopping and she was told she would get NOTHING!...As we were going through the checkout she cried repeaatedly saying "I Want my nothing, you forgot my nothing".....
2007-12-10 07:38:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My three year old just told my husband what he - my husbands getting for Christmas.
2007-12-10 05:18:52 · answer #10 · answered by lillilou 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋