Let me just say that I've been married close to 17 years, and I love my husband very much. Well, I did back when we got hitched, anyhow.
I've never really thought anything sexual about the women I meet in real life, but lately, when my hubby proceeds to the matin' process, I start fantasizing about Little Debbie.
I know that this might mean I'm a lesbian, which isn't so bad, but I'm so worried it might make me a pedophile, too! I mean, Little Debbie looks like she's about 8 years old, but her delicious snack cakes have been tempting me for almost 4 decades!
2007-12-10 05:11:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Dream Interpretation
Mercy sakes child! I can relate as well for the other night I was layin in my soakin wet unmentionables surrounded by quite a scrumptious group of lovers. Ronald McDonald was a kissin on my nuggets, Aunt Jemima was spreadin syrup all over the place, Chef Boyardee was dressed in buckskin and glistening with sweat..and girl, you don't even want me to say what Charlie the Tuna was up to in this picture. I suppose its my subconscious telling me I ain't eatin enough and to get more nutrition...
2007-12-10 05:18:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yes I do believe you are a lesbian and had always been like this but you deny it , Back then everybody has to be a heterosexual So you got married and thought you had a happy life , But now your body is telling you ;;you cannot deny my needs anymore ;;Ask yourself some hard question and be honest in your answer Oh soul searching is not easy but after you will be much happier
2007-12-10 14:52:50 · answer #2 · answered by lala 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think Cletus' wife has got the skinny on this question.
Oh by the way, the correct possessive form of Cletus is Cletus', not Cletus's.
2007-12-10 13:59:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry but that friggin' HOT! You add a little strawberry shortcake in the mix and........ Ahhh yeah!
2007-12-10 17:37:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Those damned Nutty Bars. I......can't......stop......thinking .......bad.......thoughts......
2007-12-10 19:21:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think you need some sweets lol
2007-12-10 13:17:45 · answer #6 · answered by daisy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋