Birthday Suit
A wife was begining to worry about her and her husbands non-existant sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage.
Her friend gave her some advice that always worked with her own husband. She told the woman that every day before her husband was due back home from work, she puts on her birthday suit and waits at the top of the stairs for him to arrive. when he does, he sees her and cannot resist her and they have wild passionate sex.
The woman ran home and immediately, put on her birthday suit and waited at the top of the stairs for her husband. Within time her husband arrived through the door, looked at her and said “what on earth are you doing?”
The wife replied “it’s my birthday suit, don’t you like it?”
The husband responded “you could have ironed it first”
2007-12-10 04:59:36 · 18 answers · asked by ~ME~ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol I LOVE THAT SO MUCH WORDS CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE! I literally laughed out loud. It's hilariously disturbing, but I couldnt help but chuckle...thank you:D
2007-12-10 05:02:59 · answer #1 · answered by butterbuttergood4u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pajamas
2016-05-22 12:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by carolann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-12-10 05:03:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have seen that one before. It was funny the first time I saw it.
2007-12-10 05:25:30 · answer #4 · answered by peausohleen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I suggest the husband not get real close to her when she gets her hands on the iron.
2007-12-10 05:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by golfer7 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two friends go hunting, one fall and gets head on the head and lfaints. The other panics and call 911 and says help I think my friend is dead, the operater says, first make sure he is dead and then tell me. He go to his friend, shoots and tells the operater, "yes he is dead now"
2007-12-10 05:07:32 · answer #6 · answered by mx. know it all 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2007-12-10 05:27:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-12-10 05:02:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is pretty provocative, but kind of funny.:)
2007-12-10 05:03:32 · answer #9 · answered by kshan1993busygirl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice
2007-12-10 05:18:13 · answer #10 · answered by A Human 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋