I,m going to a golf lunch and will be called upon to tell a joke,any ideas!!!short and sweet would be best.
2007-12-10 03:40:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there's one my bf told me. I have to paraphrase because i don't remember it word for word, but here's my take...
A man and his wife were working on their wills. The wife asked her husband "If i die first, do you think you'll remarry?"
The husband said "Maybe."
"Would you let her wear my clothes?"
"Maybe"
"Would you let her cook with my pots and pans?"
"Maybe."
"Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
"No, she's left handed."
Get it? :p
2007-12-10 03:50:47 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Understood 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The club pro is out having a practice round. He is standing on the 10th tee which is adjacent to the elevated par three seventh green, when he see a ball come over the top and stop just on the lip of the hole. He thinks to himself "I'll make someone's day" so he taps the ball in to the hole. A senior comes panting over the top and says, "seen a ball pro?" the pro points to the hole and tells him it's in there. The senior throws his hands up in the air and shouts, " Yes! a five!"
2007-12-10 03:54:01 · answer #2 · answered by busterdomino 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was standing at the 4th tee with John the other day when we saw a funeral procession go by, he stopped and bowed his head till they went past
I said, "John, that was very respectful of you..."
John replied, "Well, we were married for nearly 20 years..."
2007-12-10 03:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by Outsider 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋