2007-12-10 02:48:41 · 10 answers · asked by Ivory33 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wish I could tell you but I have an inexplicable case of forgetting a joke about 5 minutes after someone tells me.
2007-12-10 02:51:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A ventriloquist exchange into interior the path of his act and dealing with a string of blonde jokes whilst a blond interior the objective marketplace stood up and mentioned, "You wait in user-friendly terms a minute, buster! Do you have any concept how offensive those jokes are to us and the style of ridicule we ought to undergo in society because of the fact of them? you could no longer make relaxing of all people's race, so which you think of that is okay to make relaxing of blondes even nevertheless you're doing the comparable element! you will no longer make relaxing of cripples, will you? yet blondes are honest sport!" The ventriloquist began to stammer out an apology whilst the blonde decrease him off. "you close up your mouth! i'm speaking to that little bastard on your knee!"
2016-10-10 23:42:48 · answer #2 · answered by maxey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a child it was:
Why did the fish blush?
Because the sea weed.
Couldn't possible repeat the ones that do as an adult!
2007-12-10 03:01:07 · answer #3 · answered by beth x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.
God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?
The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
2007-12-10 03:02:43 · answer #4 · answered by Ayesha A 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This!! I posted it on here about 30 mins ago!!
He laid her on the table,
so white clean and bare.
His forhead wet with beads of sweat,
he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her breast,
& then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide.... He looked inside all was dark and murky,
he rubbed his hands and stretched hes arms....And then he stuffed the turkey....
May i be the first to wish your dirty little mind a Merry Xmas.
2007-12-10 02:53:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no because all the jokes i "try" to tell are corny
2007-12-10 05:26:31 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. Complicated 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jeremy beadle has an unusually small c0ck, but on the other hand its quite big
2007-12-10 03:10:02 · answer #7 · answered by shergal farkey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do you do when the cat spits at you?
turn the grill down
2007-12-10 02:57:15 · answer #8 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How do you know when a vegetable's cooked??
A: The wheelchair floats to the top
I know, I know - bad taste but gets me everytime!
2007-12-10 02:52:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Doctor,I think that my diarrhoea is hereridity.Doctor.....I dont think so.Well it certainly in my jeans !!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-10 02:56:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋