Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes said Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that The lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, Some ------- has stolen our tent."
2007-12-10 01:37:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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real life idiot :p
yes it is funny
2007-12-10 01:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by Bahrini princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, This was on here last week but it was the lone Ranger and Tonto. But its still funny.
2007-12-10 01:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good lol. Happy Christmas Quizard hope its a good one x.
2016-04-08 05:42:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it's a gudun!
2007-12-10 01:45:14 · answer #4 · answered by ♫♪Bag♫♪ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny - I'll have to remember this one!
2007-12-10 01:40:18 · answer #5 · answered by Jeff H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a classic
2007-12-10 01:56:09 · answer #6 · answered by Levi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
please answer
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2007-12-10 02:35:18 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny....
Aaron.
2007-12-10 01:43:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one,,,,,
2007-12-10 02:02:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-10 03:20:26 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋