Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, ****, Etc."
2007-12-10 01:33:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What a wonderful profession to be in - Willing, Intense, Free, Excited.
2007-12-10 01:41:06 · answer #1 · answered by seeker 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-10 02:02:50 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2016-04-08 05:42:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been around for years.
2007-12-10 01:37:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh very good,just made my day,star for you
2007-12-10 06:13:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great !!!
That's life...
That poor wife.
Have a star....
Aaron.
2007-12-10 01:41:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
True to life.
2007-12-10 01:36:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, thats a good one!
2007-12-10 06:47:12 · answer #8 · answered by chey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
cute hun!
lmao
x
2007-12-10 03:26:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
please answer
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2007-12-10 02:37:40 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋