The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked,"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
Wife sends husband, a coder, to the grocery and says "Ok, buy two sausages and if they will have eggs, buy ten".
Coder goes to the shop and asks "Do you have eggs".
"Yes".
"Ok, so I want 10 sausages".
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
2007-12-10 01:31:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don’t like to interrupt her.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
2007-12-10 01:31:49 · update #1
I don't think my husband is finished even though he is married. Lol
2007-12-10 01:35:38 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe lol starred u!!!! Pharmacist Phun a woman asks her boyfriend to come back over Friday evening and have dinner together with her dad and mom. for the reason that that's that the style of massive journey, the girl tells him that once dinner, she might choose to have intercourse with him for the 1st time. The boy is ecstatic, yet he has by no ability had intercourse in the past, so he's taking a visit to the drugstore to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for type of 0.5 an hour. He tells the boy each little thing there is to comprehend approximately condoms and intercourse. on the sign in, the pharmacist asks the boy what proportion condoms he'd choose to purchase a three-%., 10-%. or kin %.. The boy insists on the kin %. because of the fact he thinks he would be quite busy, it being his first time and all. That evening, the boy exhibits up on the ladies dad and mom residing house and meets his lady buddy on the door. "Oh, i'm so excited which you will meet my dad and mom! Come on in!" The boy is going interior and is taken to the dinner table the place the girl's dad and mom are seated. The boy straight away promises to declare grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy continues to be deep in prayer, along with his head down 10 minutes bypass, and nevertheless no stream from the boy. finally, after 20 minutes along with his head down, the lady buddy leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no theory you have been this non secular." The boy turns, and whispers returned, "I had no theory your father improve right into a pharmacist!"
2016-10-01 07:06:37 · answer #2 · answered by nisbett 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, this one was my fav...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
2007-12-10 01:51:30 · answer #3 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are certainly working hard today!!
10 outta 10 for the laughs - star on its way!! *
2007-12-10 03:03:32 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Always great to start the day with a laugh.
2007-12-10 01:41:45 · answer #5 · answered by Levi 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-10 01:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really loved the one about the burglar!!!!!!
2007-12-10 01:38:18 · answer #7 · answered by Jessie H 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
2007-12-10 23:37:08 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only sex obsessed lazy A - holes behave like that. Real men don't.
I don't find it funny......
2007-12-10 01:53:00 · answer #9 · answered by Tea Crazed Person. 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
v good!!! 10/10
2007-12-10 01:36:37 · answer #10 · answered by jay_gblink 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋