Love: When you take a bubble bath together
Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together
Marriage: When you give the kids a bath
Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two
Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?"
Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . to go
Love: Giving your love some candy
Lust: Thinking you are the candy
Marriage: Scraping the kids' candy off of the carpet
Love: Sex every night
Lust: Sex 5 times a night
Marriage: What's sex?
Love: A night out at the symphony
Lust: A night out at the Holiday Inn
Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice
Love: French perfume
Lust: Brut aftershave
Marriage: "The baby needs changing. . ."
Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold
Lust: "I can think of a way to stay warm . . ."
Marriage: Your teen aged daughter has borrowed all of your jackets
Love: Talking and cuddling
Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep
Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands . . .
Love: Finding the "Fell in Love on AOL" room
Lust: Finding the "Blonde Dominatrix" room
Marriage: Finding the "Married and Looking" room
Love: Long drives through the countryside
Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout
Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat
2007-12-10 01:25:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-10 01:39:12 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
:))
The "love" you describe is merely "romance"
Easy when you are dating, minimal responsibilities, no children, both have time, both trying to seduce the other.
You can keep that in marriage.
It's just most people don't realize they merely wanted romance, not the reality of a family and marriage. The marriage only becomes more difficult when people are expecting the "romance" to keep itself up.
The lust is for those who want neither commitment nor need romance. They just want to sleep with it on their terms and schedule. When they bore of it or if it starts feeling too much like a "relationship" or hassle they'll be out of there.
2014-09-13 02:11:05 · answer #2 · answered by Ash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-12-10 01:40:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-10 02:23:43 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Gosh thats why I say that when some-one gets married, they should try and keep the love they always had from the start. Lol
2016-04-08 05:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was great and i must say i think it holds a bit of the truth
2007-12-10 02:41:59 · answer #6 · answered by butterflycutie777 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is Excellent ones Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Got me laughing.!!!
Cheers mate.!!!
2007-12-10 23:41:34 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny. Well done. Lol
2007-12-10 01:29:22 · answer #8 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!!
you hit that one right on the money!!
starred!!
2007-12-10 10:00:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, another cracker hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-10 03:33:18 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋