There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess who was collecting tickets. So when the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and exposed himself. The stewardess said, "I'm sorry sir. You have to show your ticket here, not your stub."
A man got a job in the sales promotion department of a cola soft-drink company. When he asked about his duties, the manager explained. "Oh! It's an easy job! All you have to is call on ten women buyers every day, and knock Seven-Up!"
2007-12-10 01:16:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke thanks.
2007-12-10 01:25:50 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there improve into the ideal couple, the ideal guy and the ideal lady. as quickly as, they have been stepping into a vehicle jointly. They observed Santa Claus. He asked for a strengthen to all the residences he had to bypass to as his sled improve into no longer functioning. Being the ideal couple, they obliged. regrettably, there improve into an twist of destiny. however the ideal lady survived because of the fact the different 2 do no longer exist interior the genuine international. women folk, stop examining right here. men, study on. Now, men, if the ideal guy and Santa Claus do no longer exist, the ideal lady ought to have been driving the vehicle. Explains why the twist of destiny occurred interior the 1st place. i'm beneficial the ladies study the final section. exhibits that they do no longer hear the two.
2016-10-01 07:06:10 · answer #2 · answered by nisbett 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the 1st one, didnt' get the 2nd. But they were good
2007-12-10 01:27:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one was predictable. Second one was one I hadn't heard before and was amusing.
2007-12-10 01:19:37 · answer #4 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha 2 good ones.
2007-12-10 02:20:38 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny yes but not hilarious
2007-12-10 01:19:08 · answer #6 · answered by thereha 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-10 01:44:19 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, more excellent ones hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-10 03:45:21 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL !!!
I like the soft-drink-joke best...
Please, have a star.
Aaron.
2007-12-10 01:19:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny.
:')
Have a starrrrrr.
2007-12-10 01:19:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fuunnnnnnnyyyyyyyy babe!!
always making me laugh!!
2007-12-10 10:23:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋