First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention...."
2007-12-10 00:56:45 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I liked that one ha ha ha
2007-12-10 01:30:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-10 01:24:50 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No question about it. Those who aren't paying close attention learn things the hard way... or as in this case... the un-tastiest way. Yucky!
2007-12-10 01:10:54 · answer #3 · answered by steven5ball 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny Chris have a star
2007-12-10 01:00:55 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Very funny
2007-12-10 01:02:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good! It is so clever! Wosho! I love jokes like this even though it is a bit gross, though.
2007-12-10 01:17:21 · answer #6 · answered by Kai Rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-10 01:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
baaahahah. haha lol thats great. yay a good joke for the morning. ;-) thanksss.. xxXxx
2016-04-08 05:37:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck, gross....
but LOL!!!!!, that was funny!!!!
have a star
keep em comin
2007-12-10 01:30:28 · answer #9 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats sooooooooooooo funny
2007-12-10 00:59:52 · answer #10 · answered by Jade 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋