Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline company, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best Universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the Successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a gay night club."
The three friends said: "What a shame...What a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
2007-12-10 00:12:37 · 16 answers · asked by GoodGirlGoneBad 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe. bagus!
2007-12-10 02:05:58 · answer #1 · answered by Nasren7585 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here I'll help you:...... This is a story about 5 friends who trusted one another in every way. Their bond was so great that they even protected each other......until one day ...it all went terribly wrong. It begins on a rainy and stormy night. Greg, Anthony, Billy, Andrew, and Steve all decided to go and have a drink. Anthony took Greg in his 2011 Black Mustang and Billy took Steve and Andrew in his 1969 red Chevy Impala and they drove to a bar called Justin's Nightclub. During the stay ,Greg told his friends about when he was young that he would love seeing race cars. Anthony and Billy laughed at Greg.... and Billy said " You are full of it. Your daddy would tells us that you run and hide like a little girl and go piss in the bathroom and cry!" Anthony would also reply, "I can't BELIEVE you, are you mentally stupid or what!!?? You wouldn't even get in a car and drive a block ahead of you!" Greg noticed Andrew and Steve saying & pointing at him and both say at the same time (imitating a baby crying)"WAAAHH..WWAAAHH! Help daddy. PLEASE HELP! I need my wet diapers changed! HA HA HA!"...All four friends were laughing at Greg. They kept on drinking, making fun of Greg, and it kept going and going until Greg couldn't take it anymore and yelled at them " You bastards make me sick. You look like little bitches holding each others hands and can't wait to play in bed." Billy went up to Greg and stared at Greg in a angry tone and said " WHO THE F... are you calling Bitches...Huh .Tinkerbell..?" Greg said " At all four of you Village People fags!" Billy said " Why Don't we go outside and have a little bet." Greg responded quickly.."Name IT!" ...All four replied together "A Race! You stupid!" An event that would forever change their lives....So Greg accepted the challenge. While Greg got into Anthony's car, both Andrew and Steve punched Greg in the back. Anthony got Greg and got Greg's arms and held him so that Billy, Andrew and Steve would beat up Greg until he was very weak. The storm got worse. As Greg was lying helpless on the wet floor, Andrew and Anthony took Greg's upper body and Steve and Billy got the lower part(one on each leg) placed Greg in the middle of the highway. All four waved to Greg and said "Bye-Bye Tinkerbell!".....A semi-truck was coming...Greg couldn't move... It was coming closer and closer...and Greg yelled" HHHEEEELLLL.........." BAM! Greg had been ran over by the semi truck spltting him in half. The other four got into the two cars and drove away without no pity and laughing. Greg lost his life because of his friends................... Well Amanda I hope this helps. Just have an imagination. Take Care and good luck on your story.
2016-05-22 11:15:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey man happy b-lated birthday and congrats on the nice gifts...
2007-12-10 00:18:44 · answer #3 · answered by - JR 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha bet that shut the shallow individuals up bet they left in rapid succeseion too
2007-12-10 04:11:52 · answer #4 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-12-10 00:17:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! that was hilarious!! hahahahahahahaha lol
2007-12-10 00:16:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BRILLIANT HUN!!!!
starred!!
2007-12-10 00:40:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-12-10 00:17:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL!!
That's very very funny!
2007-12-10 00:44:45 · answer #9 · answered by A Penangite named David® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good joke indeed.
2007-12-10 00:40:37 · answer #10 · answered by jimmybond 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋