It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by their silence that they didn't get along. After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke.
He said, "I don't like Chinese."
The First Officer replied, "Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why that?"
The Captain said, "You bombed Pearl Harbour. That's why I don't like Chinese."
The First Officer said, "Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbour. That JAPANESE, not Chinese."
And the Captain answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter. They're all alike."
Another 30 minutes of silence.
Finally the First Officer said, "No like Jew."
The Captain replied, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"
"Jews sink Titanic."
The Captain tried to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic, it was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg ... no mattah ... all same."
2007-12-10 00:04:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a big grin! lol
turns out as a roll off the floor!!
quite fantastic for me!! :))
i wish i could put more than 1 star XP
2007-12-10 00:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by mj 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have another one:
One day, a Chinese walked into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to him, and asked for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap and said, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here".
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the
Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,"
replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gave Spielberg a slap and said, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship".
Shocked, Spielberg replied, "It was the iceberg that sank the
Ship, not me".
The Chinese replied, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same".
2007-12-10 01:08:59 · answer #2 · answered by A Penangite named David® 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha dat was a gud 1
2007-12-10 00:11:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA outstanding heres one for you we've been given instructed the different day - a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to declare 2 words each seven years. After the 1st seven years, the elders deliver him in and ask for his 2 words. “chilly flooring,” he says. They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years bypass. they deliver about him returned in and ask for his 2 words. He clears his throats and says, “undesirable nutrition.” They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years bypass. they deliver about him in for his 2 words. “I provide up,” he says. “That’s no longer ideas-blowing,” the elders say. “You’ve completed no longer something yet whinge because of the fact you acquire right here.”
2016-11-14 07:15:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!!! omg, i didnt see that! but whoever said the pilot was jewish?yes, good one, i have never seen this one before, so you get a big star... hmm. i didnt know you could make the typing look like an accent.
2007-12-10 00:14:54 · answer #5 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
2007-12-10 00:10:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
star for you. i love this one.
2007-12-10 00:13:33 · answer #7 · answered by Rhythm of the Falling Rain 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaahahahaha
2007-12-10 00:35:34 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie.....!!!
2007-12-10 00:14:24 · answer #9 · answered by remoserjr107 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imao!! That is so funny!!
2007-12-10 00:13:33 · answer #10 · answered by Softball is my middle name! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋