tell me a really funny time in your life?

Question

I WANT SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT

Answer 1

I mistaken my brother for his girlfriend when he tried cross dressing as a waitress..By the way, he's pretty feminine and have nice waist...it's hard to believe for a 18-year-old male like him to be preferred as woman.

Answer 2

I was talking on the phone with a friend while my cousin was visiting for the weekend. My cousin showed me her new purse. I told my friend that my cousin got a new perch. My friend asked "What's a perch?" Without missing a beat I replied,"Something you sit on." She then said"No that's a porch." To which I then said " Not people. Birds sit on a perch." The whole conversation just rolled. We laughed so hard. All I meant to say was that my cousin got a new purse. I still laugh when I think about it. Hope this made you laugh. I think it might be one of those things that you had to be there. By the way both my friend and I were totally straight (no drugs or alcohol) at the time.

Answer 3

The other night I was fast asleep and I turned over and I fell out of bed, and I was laughing so much I couldn't get back in, I was sat on the floor, with the debris from the bedside table all around me on the floor. Woke my husband up, he didn't know what had happened, he's running round like a headless chicken, made me laugh even more.

Answer 4

Well it may not be funny with you but it was funny to the whole of my class (:

Before our lit lesson, we closed all the windows and drew all the curtains and locked all the doors and offed all the fans so that there whole be no noise at all and everyone kept quiet.

When we heard her coming, we all kept quiet and she thought the whole of our class went to another place. Since she found the class locked with no noise inside, she waited all lesson outside and we were inside dying from silent laughter and we finally opend the door at the last minute of the lesson.

Luckly she was understanding and laughed along (:

Answer 5

When I was younger (7ish) I sneaked into my mates house one evening to just chill and watch videos. His partents were going out for the evening but for some reason I got it into my head that sneaking into his house without their knowledge would be way more exciting than just asking if I could stay over (which prob. would have been fine) - Anyway, I snuck in while they were still there, and knowing they'd soon come up to his room to say good night I racked my brains for a place to hide. Seeing as he had an ensuite bathroom I convinced myself that behind the shower curtain would be a good option. That was until his mum decided that she needed the loo. As I stood behind the cutain paralyzed by fear, the sounds I heard that day have never fully left me. She never found me but needless to say, I could never look her in the eye again.

Answer 6

I have this funny story to share with you. At the age of 12 years old, myself and my brother went back to my mum's village. Most of my cousin were boys and I am the only girl. One day we went to my grandfather's fruit farm and...... you should see those rambutans! All red in colour. My brother and my cousins ran to the tree and climbed up leaving me alone watching them climbing and started to eat the rambutans.
I shouted to them, "please trow down some to me". The answer I got from them was, "if you cant climb you might as well don't eat". I was angered and started to climb. Guess what? I managed to climb and started to eat the rambutans myself. But that we heard someone came and that was my grandfather. My brother and cousins suddenly disappear to no where and I was left alone.
My grandfather looked up and say to me "well I didn't know the female monkey can climb the tree". As I was so scared, I didn't know how to climb down. I cried and he pretended not to hear me. I stayed up at the tree almost one hour.
But than I learn sometime, I manage to up-grad my climbing skills.

Answer 7

One morning I woke up late, and was rushing to get to work. I dropped off my daughter at the sitter's house, then proceeded to work. After parking, and walking a good ways down the street to my building, I entered the elevator. I noticed that everyone was looking down, so I looked down. Low and behold, I am still wearing my huge fuzzy bedroom slippers. My face turned blood red, so I joked, "I like to be feel like I am at home when I work!!" Everyone started laughing!!!

My boss was even amused when I walked into the office!!! He said, "Woke up late, did you?"

Answer 8

I AINT GOT NO SHAME ...... ME AND MY GIRLS WERE PARTYING HARD ONE NIGHT AND WE WERE ALL DRUNK AND DECIDED TO GO TO THIS GUYS HOUSE THAT WE MET AND THERE WAS LIKE 6 OTHER GUYS THERE I NEEDED TO PEE BUT THE BATHROOM WAS GROSS SO I THOUGHT I WOULD HOLD IT WELL I HAVE MY DRINK AND I GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND GO TO SIT DOWN AND MY FRIEND PULLS THE CHAIR OUT FROM UNDERNEATH ME I HIT THE FLOOR AND THE ONLY THING I COULD SAY WAS I DIDNT SPILL MY DRINK. WE ALL STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I PEED MY PANTS RIGHT THERE ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR IT WAS SO BAD THEY STILL DONT LET ME LIVE IT DOWN.. HOPE YOU GOT A GOOD LAUGH

Answer 9

while driving a bus i told two old Ladies i had not yet past my test as a joke i later stopped a t a service station for a drink toilets etc i counted the passengers back on the bus to find i was two passengers short yes it was the two old ladies they took me serious when i joked i hadn't passed my test heheheh

Answer 10

i once fell down 2 concrete steps and broke my ankle...

you may think this is not funny but i have found that other people love to laugh at my misfortune!!