A man returned from Africa feeling very ill. He went
to see his doctor, and the doctor has him immediately
rushed to the hospital, to undergo a range of tests.
The man woke up after the tests in a private room at the
hospital, and the phone by his bed was ringing.
"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your
tests and we've found you have an extremely nasty virus,
which is extremely contagious!"
"Oh my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do,
doctor?"
"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes,
and pita bread."
"Will that cure me?" asked the man.
The doctor replied, "Well no, but ... it's the only food we
can get under the door."
2007-12-09 21:15:10 · 12 answers · asked by Jake5282 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, 10/10, star, poor guy, hahaha.
2007-12-10 20:35:58 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny,nice
2007-12-10 20:29:14 · answer #2 · answered by adrulear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny . i am so glad you have some questions on here for me on monday morning. it will make my day better. 10+++++
2007-12-10 00:07:27 · answer #3 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehee! poor man!
2007-12-09 21:28:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor guy. I feel really bad for him. But it was so funny.
2007-12-09 21:32:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda sad but still funny
2007-12-09 21:34:16 · answer #6 · answered by misty7misty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha have a star
2007-12-09 22:46:48 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny :) lol
2007-12-09 21:20:37 · answer #8 · answered by Quel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny and nice too...
2007-12-09 22:02:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah good one!!!!
2007-12-09 22:39:32 · answer #10 · answered by mrmrmanhuman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋