A man walked into a doctor's office and the
receptionist asked him what he had.
He replied, "I got the shingles....."
She interrupted him and said, "Fill out this form and supply
your name, address, medical insurance number.
When you're done, please take a seat."
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came
out and asked him what he had.
He said, "I got the shingles...."
She too interrupted him and took down his height, weight,
and complete medical history, then said,
"Change into this gown and wait in the examining room."
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had.
He said, "I got the shingles..."
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an
electrocardiogram, and various other tests. Since she was
quite cute, he didn't object at all.
Then she told him to wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked
him what he had. He said, "I got the shingles...."
The doctor gave him a full-cavity examination,
and then said, "I just checked you out thoroughly, and I can't
find shingles anywhere. "
The man replied, "They're outside in the $20/quarter hour
delivery truck. Where do you want me to dump them
2007-12-09 21:14:28 · 7 answers · asked by Jake5282 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
five stars for that :) lol
2007-12-09 21:22:06 · answer #1 · answered by Quel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl! hehehehehe!
2007-12-10 05:29:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, star, excellent joke.
2007-12-11 04:34:08 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-12-11 04:31:39 · answer #4 · answered by adrulear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for you!
2007-12-10 05:41:29 · answer #5 · answered by kittykat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny i can see that happening to someone lol..
2007-12-10 08:09:11 · answer #6 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-12-10 06:51:42 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋