A man is hunting in a forest when he's suddenly confronted by a huge
bear. Heart pounding, he raises his rifle, takes aim at the animal, but
is horrified to discover there is no response when he pulls the
trigger. Panicked, he throws his rifle to the ground and begins to run
as fast as he can, with the bear in close pursuit. To his further
terror he's come to the edge of a very steep cliff, with no further
escape. Not knowing what else to do, the man drops to his knees, clasps
his hands and loudly prays..
"..Heavenly Father, please let this bear discover religion..."
There is a loud clap of thunder...the sky lights up and the bear
immediately drops to it's knees...clasps it's paws, looks up and says..
"Heavenly Father...bless this food I am about to receive..."
2007-12-09 21:12:32 · 11 answers · asked by Jake5282 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my gosh i didnt see that happening . i really loved this one . keep up the great work.
2007-12-10 00:10:51 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! OMG! That was funny. A bear praying!
2007-12-10 05:35:58 · answer #2 · answered by kittykat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, star, excellent joke.
2007-12-11 04:32:21 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha Great!!!
2007-12-10 06:42:29 · answer #4 · answered by mrmrmanhuman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-12-11 04:40:10 · answer #5 · answered by adrulear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-12-10 06:53:48 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to tell you the truth thats a joke.....
2007-12-10 05:40:35 · answer #7 · answered by Rafif ® 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl!!! hehehe! cute!
2007-12-10 05:31:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's is funny and cool too
2007-12-10 06:03:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahaha thanks for the laugh heres a star Merry Christmas!!
2007-12-10 07:00:48 · answer #10 · answered by icriedherariver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋