Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."
The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love." "Very good," said the teacher.
The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this "Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"
Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet."
The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first. He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!', but fortunately Dad was on top of her holding her down."
2007-12-09 21:12:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for all your love to little jhoney
i think the same love would be this time might be more
star if u like
tell me how much do u like it?
2007-12-09 21:13:32 · update #1
OK I gave you a star...but only because I felt bad you typed that whole thing out...not too funny, too predictable..need new materiel
2007-12-09 21:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny jokes are always hilarious as this one did. Funny. Star....
2007-12-09 21:33:06 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johny wants to play,, leave him.. Nice Joke buddy
2007-12-10 01:15:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um perhaps she should ave reversed an perhaps little johnny should be told to keep away from parents rm tellim monsters in ther
2007-12-10 04:41:29 · answer #4 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke. I liked it visualizing what little Johny saw and heard!
2007-12-09 22:35:31 · answer #5 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wah Jhoney. Th feet he has seen were of his mom's?
2007-12-09 21:19:20 · answer #6 · answered by chidambaram k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2stars out of 10. corny green joke
2007-12-09 21:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by Quel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
i love little Jhoney jokes
star for u man
ha ha ha ha
2007-12-09 21:32:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are these johnny or ***** jokes?uhh
2007-12-10 18:33:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolzz...ive always liked lil johnny jokes..gud 1..starred
2007-12-09 21:15:26 · answer #10 · answered by Lavi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋