came home, opened the door, and there was a huge kangaroo on your couch, eating your pop corn and flicking through the channels with your remote?
2007-12-09 19:05:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Australia ➔ Other - Australia
Grab a couple of beers and sit down watch the footie with it!
2007-12-09 19:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by Rocknrollrich 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since we are a friendly bunch in Aust, I'd offer it a beer while I read out the TV guide so that it could plan its evening.
Then I'd make up the spare bed, because kangaroos are terrible bed mates. They jump around all night.
2007-12-11 12:39:09 · answer #2 · answered by DollyMD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say, " Hey kangaroo Jack....Your movie wasn't no where near as it looked on the commerical....I want me $8 bucks back..." Come to think of it, the movies never are as good as the previews....We should just watch previews....
2007-12-09 19:09:27 · answer #3 · answered by smokey_crim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A mate & I once put a big dead boomer on the toilet seat of another mate, while he was out at the pub.
He came home half p!ssed, guessed who was responsible & carted it over to my mate's (the one who help put the dead roo on the dunny) house & put it in his bed! Jezz, was the mate's missus peed off when she discovered the boomer in their bed!
I know this one didn't eat any popcorn but the question reminded me of that happening......
2007-12-09 22:07:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call my mob to tell them dinner's marinating and if they want some to bring a knife.
2007-12-10 11:46:01 · answer #5 · answered by Lee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would ask it to spit the dumb American out.
2007-12-09 19:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by iansand 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋