Help! And I thought I was going to church with some saintly Christian men. No! They seem to think it's an invitation to reach out and pat my rear whenever they get an opportunity; in the isles, in the pews, back in the janitor's closet. Don't they know that lust in the Lord's house is specifically prohibited in the scriptures? What can I do?
2007-12-09 17:09:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Turn around and say loudly, "get your hand off my butt, Mr. ____ ." They will be so embarrassed that they will never touch you or any other woman at the church again.
2007-12-09 17:15:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are in the wrong church. That is something that should not be taking place in the house of God. I would first ask for it to stop, then I would probably turn around and slap the dog poop out of them then I would go shopping for another church.
2007-12-10 01:53:11 · answer #2 · answered by MellaBella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must have a Pretty Butt!!
But---(no offense!!! ;)
Gain some Weight!!
or Change "church buildings".
Or, Learn How to Walk in Faith---and Knock Those Devils Down---In "The Name of Jesus".
Here's Looking at Ya' Kid!!!
2007-12-10 01:18:56 · answer #3 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leave the house of sin and build a holy place within yourself.
Christ put it this way... "Worship in Spirit".. and that was a reply to the woman at Jacob's well... she was thinking that he would have wanted people to go to the Temple in Jerusalem... but he disagreed with her.
I think you may figure out what he was talking about by reading this resource... it describes how to culture that worship within.
2007-12-10 01:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three ways.One is to stay extremely behind everyone else.Second is to learn some martial art so that you can twist his palm.Third is the best way,wear a jacket with horns like the motive the "Ghost Rider's wear".i pretty like his jacket.Merry Christmas.
2007-12-10 01:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by Jason Koh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show them your rear and they'll be so busy plucking out their eyes they won't have time to pat you.
sorry, it's the best I can do. I'm not so sad and angry tonight.
2007-12-10 01:18:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop letting your thong creep out of the top of your skirt. Its your own fault you evil temptress.
2007-12-10 16:55:32 · answer #7 · answered by DMG 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe if you kept your hands to yourself you wouldnt get the such a reaction...touching men "there" will naturally give a guy the wrong impression...think before you post, dear one
2007-12-10 01:21:51 · answer #8 · answered by Orita 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stuff wads of newpaper in your adult diapers.
I've missed you Donna! Where've you been?
2007-12-10 01:12:37 · answer #9 · answered by colebolegooglygooglyhammerhead 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
be the first to get there and the last to leave.
sit all the time.
2007-12-10 01:12:46 · answer #10 · answered by jojo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋