Signs you drink too much coffee...Star Quality?

Question

- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- Cocaine is a downer.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
- The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
- You don't tan, you roast.
- You can't even remember your second cup.
- You help your dog chase its tail.

Answer 1

You drink so much coffee that.......

Your Yahoo Question is the Pledge of Alliegance to Coffee, recited every morning while your coffee is brewing.

Answer 2

Well, I don't think I have many negative qualities of Sagittarius; however, I will discuss some of my negative qualities and where it corresponds to my chart: - I can be very selfish sometimes. That is a negative trait and a positive trait at the same time. Its positive because "if no one else is going to look after my interests, I might as well!" That is definitely true. It's also bad because it ruins my friendships and relationships at times. - I sometimes get jealous. I'm not too jealous. I only get a little jealous over relationship/love things. I always try to rationalize it, or push it back, or not try to dwell on it. It really makes me numb when I feel like that. - At times, I can have a short temper. I have been violent, but that does not happen regularly. Luckily, I've been able to control my temper. - Sometimes I don't think of other people's emotions when I make decisions, or how they will be affected. I've been told that I can be insensitive at times. - I'm too reserved and reclusive. Not a bad thing, really, but it makes it hard to initiate relationships with the opposite sex. Sagittarius sun. Leo moon. Pisces rising. Aries Mars. Scorpio Venus.

Answer 3

Love the forget to unwrap candy bars

Answer 4

instant coffee takes too long hahahahahaha!!!! lols nice even though i hate coffee hahahaha...a star for ya Merry Christmas!

Answer 5

those are hilarious

I gotta give it a ☼
so I can find it later and show it to my coffee freak,
friend who's coming for Christmas

Merry Christmas

cheers
◄RfD►

Answer 6

your question is so long you need to stop for lunch and a coffee halfway through it just to get enough sustinance to stay alive!!lol! your good!:)

Answer 7

Haha, that's pretty funny!

Except coffee is yucky :o

Answer 8

this totally defines the ems world lol thanks