A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend?
Grandma replied, Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I am really happy with the TV as my boyfriend. Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man.
The man said, Hello, son, is your grandma home? The little boy replied, Yeah, but she is in the bedroom banging her boyfriend.
Grandma's minister fainted.
2007-12-09 15:54:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i luv these grandma jokes!! haha..
2007-12-11 12:40:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nanna. Nanny. Granny Daisy. Daisygran.
2016-04-08 04:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-12-09 16:12:40 · answer #3 · answered by xcluelessx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one,very funny.
2007-12-09 17:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by AFOUR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2007-12-09 16:24:48 · answer #5 · answered by Maria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your joke is good as usual, by the way did you get your pillow.
2007-12-09 18:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good show, joker. recieve a star.
2007-12-09 23:05:16 · answer #7 · answered by ven_god_ky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww.......super da
2007-12-09 19:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by adrulear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahah!!!!
that is funny and now I must go drink some chocolate milk because chocolate milk is good...
2007-12-09 16:36:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol
2007-12-09 15:59:03 · answer #10 · answered by DORY 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋