what the name of the disease i have to catch to be eligible for medical marijuana? and where can i catch it? also is the mary jane at the hospitals like home grown sh*t or some of the finest?
2007-12-09 15:38:02 · 9 answers · asked by nas 3 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Medical mariguana rates about a 30 or so on the amount of THC it has in it. The home grown stuff rates between a 150 and 300 in the level of THC it has in it.
They only give medical marijuana to terminally ill patients....that means you have to be on your way out.
2007-12-09 15:45:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I did use medical marijuana ( legal in my state ) as a medication for a child with adhd. He was extremely impulsive and I do think it was quite probably an actual life saver for him. He had been on adderral and ritalin and strattera and every other thing out there. There were some definite benefits, but he had some severe and scary side effects ( including heart problems ) .. so eventually we had to stop the pharmaceuticals. The medical marijuana calmed him down enough so that he could at least get through school. Not saying there aren't unwanted effects to the medical marijuana ... like lack of motivation, but I'll take that any day over either a racing heart or complete lack of impulse control leading to very reckless and dangerous behavior. People who say that adhd doesn't need any intervention are people who have only dealt with more mild forms, or are only seeing children who they feel are just "behavior problems" .... well, um, no kidding ! That is the part of the brain that is impacted the most by adhd. ADHD impacts tha ability to use the executive function - the part of your brain that tells you to play by the rules, stop and think, not jump off the roof because it looks like fun, pay attention in class, not run with scissors, not beat people up because they annoy you, show up for work on time .... and all the million other things that keep the world running.
2016-05-22 10:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mecinal marijuana can be used for treating the pain associated with cancer, knowing it will be terminal.
You can also be prescribed marijuana for Multiple Sclerosis, but it's difficult to diagnose and you have to be fairly advanced in the disease.
Plus, from what I know, it allows you to use marijuana. It isn't provided to you by the hospital. It is used to as an alternative pain management tool, but doesn't really ease any symptoms.
But most diseases are crippling or fatal and not things you can catch.
2007-12-09 15:48:05 · answer #3 · answered by Meghan 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why not just cut to the chase and shoot your self. it'll save you a lot of pain, and be a lot faster. besides, it'll prevent your reproducing and some people are just too stupid to have children.
the normal disease is cancer, BUT you don't get the script till you're in the final stages (death is imminent) for pain. cancer is not contagious so catching it might be fairly hard.
2007-12-09 15:44:41 · answer #4 · answered by dulcrayon 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Cancer or glaucoma or ms what Montel williams has. But if your didnt know that then you should even be thinking of marijuana!!!!
2007-12-10 16:59:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe the name of the disease you need to have to get some weed is 'boredom'... = D
2007-12-09 15:47:35 · answer #6 · answered by Kevin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cancer or glaucoma......but you have a serious problem if your willing to die in order to smoke grass...WTF!!
2007-12-09 15:42:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha, thats funny. hey i heard that if ur indian, you can also smoke mary jane legally. thats wat one of my teachers told me along time ago. :)
2007-12-09 15:46:31 · answer #8 · answered by Kr@zie♥Be@utiful 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you have to be dead basically
2007-12-09 15:46:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋