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i have nothing to say..........

2007-12-09 12:22:24 · 25 answers · asked by Kicko A 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

good 4 u

2007-12-09 12:30:50 · answer #1 · answered by Michaelangelo77 2 · 0 0

Haha............. I have something to say...............


Trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is . an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!

2007-12-09 15:27:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wow. Wasn't that just a waste of five points? But whatever, I guess their your points to waste. So lalahehehohohaha, and I just got some more points, hurray!!!

2007-12-09 12:53:18 · answer #3 · answered by Jasmine N 3 · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-12-09 13:08:38 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa 2 u 2!!!

Laughing's great!!!!

2007-12-09 18:37:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Marry Christmas everyone!!

2007-12-09 13:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by Sheslovely93 1 · 0 0

Wow you have stunned me (mouth open but no words coming out) Lol

2007-12-09 20:31:37 · answer #7 · answered by .... 6 · 0 0

bit silly people pointing out you wasted 5 points it desnt really matter anyway it made me laugh

2007-12-09 18:12:05 · answer #8 · answered by paulcryo 3 · 0 0

ni hou mii nam is lou ni min wo! i awso wove to swiff crayolas-

2007-12-09 12:28:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Me Either...
I'm Speechless... =l

2007-12-09 12:25:24 · answer #10 · answered by Ashlee Taicho 4 · 0 0

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