2007-12-09 12:17:06 · 15 answers · asked by psychoman420 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
putting the engagement ring in a jello-shot is a bad idea.
2007-12-09 12:19:52 · answer #1 · answered by Will S 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
hey Im in user-friendly terms 15 years previous yet I observed this T.V. tutor and the guy proposed to his spouse by potential of putting the ring interior a cup. The humorous element is that she drank the ring and did't fill it. So yeah i think of thats the worst thank you to propose. desire it works and have a great wedding ceremony.
2016-10-10 22:50:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad ways/times to propose marriage:
1. As you are zipping up her dress that fit 2 weeks ago but is now too tight.
2. As she is vomiting the third time in a row from drinking too much the night before.
3. As she wakes up 20 minutes after the scheduled time she was going to the most important job interview of her career.
4. When she can't find the $3 million winning lotto ticket she bought last week at the corner market.
5. As she finds out from a dear friend from college that the guy she was dating for 2 years and crazy in love with but lost touch with over a silly misunderstanding had been looking high and dry for her for over a year -- but gave up and married the girl she despised most in her dormitory.
6. Instead of a fancy restaurant, propose to her while waiting for your food at a McDonald's Drive-Thru.
BEST WAY:
Carriage ride to fancy restaurant, violinists playing in background, right before dessert, in front of curious diners, kneel down and tell her you are the luckiest man alive to be in love with such a gorgeous, intelligent, and sexy woman and that you can't imagine a day without her in your life ... bring out the boxed ring and open it as you wait for her response. Then whisk her away to a deluxe suite at the nearest, swankest hotel and spend the whole night making love ...
HOKEY you say? ROMANTIC always!!
2007-12-09 12:47:32 · answer #3 · answered by Adios 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When you're on the toilet, and he comes in with his friends and family members and busts thru the door and says "will you marry me?"
At the same time, you're saying "YES!" just because you finally got that tu*d out that's been hanging on for dear life......
2007-12-09 14:09:52 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say "Wanna get married?" over a positive pregnancy test. Then later buy a ring and sling it at her saying "I thought you should have this before we get married". Unfortunately, that's a true story.
2007-12-09 12:29:37 · answer #5 · answered by lil_hem_n_va 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
unfortunately, on day I was bored and wanted to go somewhere and my ex said "hey wanna go to the court house and get married?"
Luckily I never married him! THANK GOD!!!
2007-12-09 13:46:19 · answer #6 · answered by princessandrea82 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a good one, say "Will you marry me, since you're much better in the sack than your mother, sister and friends?"
2007-12-09 12:37:19 · answer #7 · answered by rdrnnr1972 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
i actually heard a funny one before, the guys says im a proton and ur my neutron, without u ill decay. i thought it was pretty funny
2007-12-09 12:27:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Right after she breaks up with you.
2007-12-09 12:35:20 · answer #9 · answered by -Liz 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
tattoo it to your butt. I can see it now "Will you" on one cheek "Marry me?" on the other. Would really suck if she said no...
Or (man to woman) "Honey, I'm pregnant. Will you be my baby's daddy?"
2007-12-09 12:58:19 · answer #10 · answered by Jasmine N 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
on someone's deathbed
2007-12-09 15:40:27 · answer #11 · answered by tramps3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋