my mate Arnold likes a drink so i went round his house. are you coming .he said yer why not wont be long.well i waited 1hr then 2 hrs then 3hrs.i said are you coming or not?he said do you know how long a centipede takes to put his shoes on .Arnold is my mate the centipede.
2007-12-09 10:50:19 · 17 answers · asked by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao country you are on a roll tonight lol
2007-12-09 12:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by ♥BEX♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-14 05:49:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time your going to the Pub, just put Arnold in your pocket n let him go barefoot.....he'll be fine.
Good one Bumkin...Have a star!
2007-12-10 02:30:04 · answer #3 · answered by PJ ~88~ FAN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you get worse but my mate take no time at all
2007-12-09 19:29:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you sure Arnold's not a woman ? that would be about right then !
2007-12-09 11:37:24 · answer #5 · answered by nanny chris w 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Think yourself lucky he's not a millepede
2007-12-09 11:16:20 · answer #6 · answered by Quizard 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You talk funny, but so is the joke.
2007-12-09 10:55:55 · answer #7 · answered by Confused Boy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You told it all wrong & I've heard it before.
2007-12-09 22:30:01 · answer #8 · answered by Xerces 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Can he not drink barefoot?
2007-12-09 10:55:04 · answer #9 · answered by Muzikman 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny
2007-12-09 11:02:29 · answer #10 · answered by maggie 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋