"If there are any idiots in the classroom, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
2007-12-09 10:48:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oooh... The teacher asked for that one... LOL...
2007-12-09 11:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 22:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by owen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
i like it
i can see me doing that
lol that really funny
2007-12-09 13:49:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
frickin pricelss
2007-12-09 17:42:23 · answer #4 · answered by kimba626 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes DC I love it*
2007-12-09 10:53:10 · answer #5 · answered by Me 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
XD good one!
2007-12-09 11:01:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats good
2007-12-09 10:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by Colts Pacers Fever Hoosiers 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh, haha that's good!
2007-12-09 10:51:39 · answer #8 · answered by andrea c 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
this one is pretty cool lol
2007-12-09 10:52:21 · answer #9 · answered by BooBoo 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol
xD
2007-12-09 10:56:49 · answer #10 · answered by luvbunni12394 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋