A man went into the church at Monte Cassino for a confessional with the local priest.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Tell me about it, my son."
"Well, during World War II, I took a woman into my house to help her escape from the Nazis...she was Jewish."
"My son, there is nothing to be ashamed of there, you did a good thing, even though she was Jewish."
"That's not all, Father, in exchange for shelter and food she granted me sexual favours...every day....twice on Sundays."
"You were indeed risking your life, my son, and it's understandable, in those unhappy times that you succummed to pleasures of the flesh...I'm sure the Lord will forgive you."
"Thank, you Father....but I have one more question."
"What's that my son?"
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
2007-12-09 10:11:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
David D...what's wrong/?didn't get it...or did your girfriend leave you? Ahhhhh!!!
2007-12-09 10:28:18 · update #1
Jordan R...Sigh!!!...No, It's a JOKE.
2007-12-09 10:29:33 · update #2
catlady and Jocelynm...Why is it messed up?..Kindly explain.
2007-12-09 10:30:55 · update #3
catlady and Jocelynm...Why is it messed up?..Kindly explain.
2007-12-09 10:30:56 · update #4
Oh mylife!!
That was brilliant!!
10/10 and a star for you!! *
2007-12-09 23:59:33 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know what i like it its a bright delight story of that man who went to confess....
i really do like it ... and i think when the man at the end said i have one more question , saying
Should i tell her that the war is over now ..... i think the guy didnt want her to go he was sad ..... i think he went on marryn her i guess coz ..... all that time, all the sex ,days spent together ...i guess he didnt really mean it ....
Thats why this is a joke ...its just a great piece of joke ...i loved it and i even found it so interesting ....gave you a Star !
Good job and next time ,let me know if you post another one on here ! ciao .....
2007-12-09 19:42:49 · answer #2 · answered by Elizabeth N 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's messed up but funny. I like it. :o)
2007-12-09 10:14:15 · answer #3 · answered by cat lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny - harsh - but funny!
2007-12-09 21:43:13 · answer #4 · answered by Kerry K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit sick but funny all the same
2007-12-09 10:15:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
Funnny.
2007-12-09 10:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by *smile* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
I like it so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!!
2007-12-09 18:47:12 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg lmao xD
2007-12-09 10:14:55 · answer #8 · answered by Aimee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious.. Have anymore?
2007-12-09 10:15:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a life!!
2007-12-09 10:14:46 · answer #10 · answered by David D 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋