2007-12-09 09:36:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Drink it straight up, don't be a poosy
2007-12-10 12:44:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
OK let's not beat about the bush. It's not transmission fluid is it. Why you have to save it up instead of just wiping it on an old sock I don't know. Perhaps Stooge has some contacts in the porn industry who might be interested but I think they prefer it fresh and if there's two gallons of it I'm guessing it has been lying around for at least a couple of days. You could try wearing a pink polar neck sweater and smearing it all over your head. It's not your usual cocktail but it's good for fancy dress parties. I call it the Tyler Durden.
2007-12-10 12:42:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Sure thing buddy. Glad to help. We made hooch like that with the addition of antifreeze in the state pen all the time. Careful it is potent stuff and can make a person blind. That's why I have coke bottle glasses.
Mix it at a 1 to five ratio plus 3 parts anti-freeze and one part water. If you have some fruit or sugar too, throw some in to taste.
Enjoy
2007-12-09 12:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
And now it's time for another tale of...
"Stoner Manuever Number 116..."
Recently a jughead friend of mine was helping a woman change her oil...
After pouring 2 full pints in her oil crank case...
He suddenly notices it's transmission fluid he's been pouring...
That's nature weeding out the dumb ones...
Needless to say...
He didn't score that day...
(Dah Doop Dah Doop Dah Doopah!)
2007-12-10 00:05:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Midnight Runner- combine equal parts Dexron ATF and Jameson's. Do NOT overfill, or you'll blow the seals on your liver.
2007-12-09 09:52:46 · answer #5 · answered by The Monarch 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What color is it? If it's green (like antifreeze) pour it in the punch bowl, add a jar of candied cherries and a bottle of rum - and everyone's engine hums all holiday party night long!
2007-12-09 09:49:54 · answer #6 · answered by moontrikle 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I heard you have to mix it with a whole bunch of cold medicines and some other stuff from under your sink
2007-12-10 13:04:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
GET 5 AND A HALF GALLONS OF AIRCRAFT OIL , ONE POUND OF PINK COTTON SWABS , EIGHT CANS OF WHITE SHOE POLISH , ONE LARGE CAN OF TALCUM POWDER , ELEVEN LADLES OF CASTER OIL , NINE OSTRICH EGG WHITES , ELEVEN CUPS OF WHITE SAND , ONE QUART OF CHILLY POWDER AND SUGAR TO TASTE . MIX ALL INGREDIENTS IN A INDIGO MIXER ON HIGH SPEED FOR THREE HOURS, TWENTY MINUTES AND EIGHT ONE SECONDS. ADD CRUSHED ICE , ONION , GARLIC JUICE. AND A DASH OF GLUE ; FILL LARGE CLEAR OLIVE GLASSES TO THE BRIM AND FINISH WITH A GENEROUS LAYER OF CREAM MIXED WITH SAW DUST . ENJOY .
2007-12-09 14:02:59 · answer #8 · answered by 10-T3 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You could make a "Murder One" Mai Tai, named after the charge you'll face if you're damned fool enough to do this!
2007-12-09 09:43:22 · answer #9 · answered by texasjewboy12 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You can stain your deck with it. It gives it a cherry finish.
2007-12-10 02:22:04 · answer #10 · answered by ♂♥spiritseeker♫♀ 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋