George W Bush was visiting famous Washington landmarks for inspiration. At the Washington monument he asked:`What can i do to be a strong President?`
George Washington`s spirit replied: Maintain a strong army and rule it wisely.'
At the Jefferson monument he asked:What can i do to be a strong ruler?'
Thomas Jefferson spirit said; Maintain the constitution and listen to the people.'
at the
Lincoln monument Bush asked: 'How can i best listen to the people? What do they really want ?
Abraham Lincolns spirit answered:Visit the theatre.'
2007-12-09 06:57:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny and very timely. Star for you!
2007-12-09 15:43:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rather not get stuck with Dick. But that was funny. I'm a big Lincoln fan so I got it right away, maybe rewrite it so that Dick Cheney says "Go on a hunting trip with me." xD
2007-12-09 15:06:34 · answer #2 · answered by Kaelos S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea, but look who's next in line.
2007-12-09 15:37:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OBVIOUSLY YOUR A DEMOCRAT!! he would die at the theatre. just which one is he going to. thats the real question.
2007-12-09 15:14:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I get it. Hah that was pretty funny.
2007-12-09 15:00:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's ok. I got a chuckle.
2007-12-09 15:01:16 · answer #6 · answered by Ace 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny.
2007-12-09 15:38:16 · answer #7 · answered by delinastarz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-09 15:02:08 · answer #8 · answered by *a.barton(: 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok... no starz sorry preety dull
2007-12-09 15:13:02 · answer #9 · answered by i like saying hi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww that's sad.
lol
2007-12-09 15:05:31 · answer #10 · answered by texaschick916 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋