A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he talked with the organist to see what kind of inspirational music she could play after the announcement about the finances to get the congregation in a giving mood.
"Don't worry," she said. "I'll think of something." During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected, and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
Just at that moment, the organist started playing, "The Star Spangled Banner."
2007-12-09 05:09:56 · 17 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW!!..lol
Just look at all those questions I asked today......well thats it from me for now.
2007-12-09 05:10:51 · update #1
hahaha, it took me a second and I had to look over the answers that people gave to make sure i got it right, but when I finally did, I thought it was pretty hilarous! Good job!
2007-12-09 06:16:49 · answer #1 · answered by Savannah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 X
2007-12-09 05:15:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 05:42:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That's pretty good... also a joke I'd never heard before... Congrats!
2007-12-09 05:11:51 · answer #4 · answered by Reduviidae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats ones good. more of a Fraiser joke, but then again i love the show
2007-12-09 05:28:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did they get the money? That's was stupid but your joke was good and funny ha ha
2007-12-09 05:15:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
I get it, because you have to stand when you hear the national anthem, thats funny!
star 4 u!
2007-12-09 05:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmao , thx for the laugh hun. star from me to you
2007-12-09 06:02:22 · answer #8 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well here is a star!
2007-12-09 05:13:04 · answer #9 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-09 09:11:33 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋