2007-12-09 04:51:18 · 10 answers · asked by Rush 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
7397917265932057378126916747 pounds of wood
2007-12-09 04:54:58 · answer #1 · answered by jettica24 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
I hope I'm the first who sed it...
2007-12-09 05:10:54 · answer #2 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck would chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2007-12-09 04:57:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Huh? I believe the correct riddle is: how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2007-12-09 04:55:58 · answer #4 · answered by The Girl In Black [panic!] 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he is part of the Wood Chuck Union so they would determine that for him and he would comply and do just the required amount of chucking...No more, no less, and definately only from 9-5
2007-12-09 04:55:54 · answer #5 · answered by Miss Useless Knowledge 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
im not really sure how much wood a woodchuck chucks if woddchucks could chuck wood.
wow. that was the 4th time i typed it and it still has typos!
2007-12-09 05:12:00 · answer #6 · answered by <3evie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Average woodchuck, about one cord in a year.
2007-12-09 04:55:27 · answer #7 · answered by Charles C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was hungover so he didn't come in today.. I'll let you know tomorrow.
2007-12-09 05:12:38 · answer #8 · answered by Christy V 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chica chica yeaaaaaah
4.5756 ounces cuz i stole their teeeth
2007-12-09 05:09:36 · answer #9 · answered by jenni xo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dunno
2007-12-09 05:00:40 · answer #10 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋