An 80 year old lady was being interviewed by the local news station becasue she had just gotten married-for the 4th time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting", the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a litte about her first 3 husbands and their occupations. She paused, needing to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she aswered proudly; In my 20's, my first husband was a banker. In my 40's, my second husband was a circus ringmaster. In my 60's, my third husband was a preacher. And now in my 80's, a funeral director. The interview looked quite astonished, and asked her why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
She smile and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!
Logicial ?
2007-12-09
04:31:01
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I'm so glad that joke brought a smile and laughter into your busy moments of life, as it did mine,,,so just wanted to share. Thanks to everyone for the comments & stars. As a welcome gift to the "newbies to the yahoo community", I'm going to choose one of them.....I hope no one objects based on a very differcult choice from all the awesome responses.
2007-12-10
06:49:22 ·
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