The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.
So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."
"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?"
"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."
The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."
"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.
"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
2007-12-09 04:16:21 · 42 answers · asked by Luck dragon 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow Judas Rabbi answers this
2007-12-14 04:36:36 · update #1
that should be answered this
2007-12-16 03:38:19 · update #2
That was good.
2007-12-12 12:42:07 · answer #1 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
This was funny but what DIAMOND answered was VERY funny lmao @ baseball. Diamond girl - Chicago Bears is a FOOTBALL team. The Bears suck! Goooooooo Steelers!! Have a nice day and have a star mate!
2007-12-10 02:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by curious_boricua_soul 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny 10 out of 10
2007-12-10 15:20:46 · answer #3 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I loved that pls may I be your baby bear and I promise to be go forever ok,here have a star.xxx
You promise not to send me to Chigao ok.xxx
2007-12-10 12:26:00 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love this one!! Very funny!!
I am a New Orleans girl so hate the Bears!!!
GOOOOOO Saints!!!!
Who Dat!
2007-12-12 03:53:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know nothing about the Chicago Bears, but this joke made me giggle.
Thnx for posting,...........star.
10/10.
2007-12-09 04:41:59 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMSUIAO Thats just not fair and I've heard a rumour that they are very very good at BEATING THE MEAT
2007-12-13 19:07:43 · answer #7 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-09 04:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This was so Funny I had to call my husband at his work to read it to him!!!
We both fell out laughing!!
Thanks for the laughs!!!
:)
2007-12-10 19:52:36 · answer #9 · answered by Bronson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Subtle!!
Blooming wicked!!
Got me howling!!
Oooooooh!
Thanks for the laughs!!
10/10 + *
2007-12-09 04:35:38 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good! That was brilliant! Star for you!
2007-12-15 02:02:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋