Person with the most thumbs down gets the ten points haha.
2007-12-09 01:06:39 · 14 answers · asked by Ethereal 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Me
2007-12-09 01:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Two blondes are taking a walk when they come upon some tracks. "Those look like deer tracks" said one blonde, "no I bet those are moose or elk" said the other. As they sat there pointing at the tracks arguing, the train hit them.
Or
A blonde calls her best friend one day and she is very upset."I can't get this jigsaw puzzle put together and I've been trying for weeks, "she cried. "Can you please come over and help me before I go crazy?""What kind of puzzle is it?" asks the friend.The panicked woman says, "Well there is a rooster on the box. But there's so many pieces and it's so confusing, I just don't know where to start!"Her friend is the compassionate sort and says, "I'll be right over."Off to the blonde's house she goes. When she gets there, she takes one look at the table and turns to her friend and says:"Put the corn flakes back in the box."
2007-12-09 09:12:55 · answer #2 · answered by henry clay 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hi their is a cow and i chicken the cows dies this is dumb Amen thumbs down hayyyyaaa ayyyyaaaah Black Eyed Peas YOUUUUUUUUU dant dant dant Soulja Boy Tellem
2007-12-09 10:14:33 · answer #3 · answered by devaddraychamp2 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there
Arthur
Arthur Who
Arthur any other jokes on Yahoo
2007-12-09 09:29:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Here is the lamest one I could come up with-
A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says:
"Hey you, you're a piece of string! We don't serve string here."
So the piece of string runs into the bathroom, ties himself up, splits his ends, then goes back out to the bar. The bartender goes:
"Hey, are you that same piece of string?"
The string replies:
"No...I'm a frayed knot."
2007-12-09 09:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by Not just a pretty face 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
What do Texas A & M fans use for birth control?
Nudity
2007-12-09 09:13:41 · answer #6 · answered by shadouse 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
knock knock
whose there
hurry
hurry who
hurry two
2007-12-09 10:20:55 · answer #7 · answered by Candee_Puffs 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the pervert
Don't worry, I didn't get it either!
2007-12-09 09:11:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
What colour is the sky at night ?
Youre a C*nt.
2007-12-09 09:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
a story that narrates that a snake got legs in the end................
2007-12-09 09:45:10 · answer #10 · answered by Rohith 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋