Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's
hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.
" Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Merry Christmas, buddy!
2007-12-08 23:48:15 · 20 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Nice way of getting your wood chopped.!!!
10/10 GREYBEARD.!!!
GOOD ONE.!!!
2007-12-09 20:06:29 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-14 04:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by polich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that one.
2007-12-09 00:17:34 · answer #3 · answered by R.H. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good
2007-12-09 01:23:21 · answer #4 · answered by Miles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it...One way to get your wood chopped...LOL
2007-12-09 00:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by YM F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-09 00:04:44 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant have a star and some xxxx
2007-12-08 23:52:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVED IT. probably a TRUE story.
2007-12-09 00:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. SPHIL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-12-08 23:58:06 · answer #9 · answered by chuck k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-12-09 01:55:16 · answer #10 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋