A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blond attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune Frank, the Shoe Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
2007-12-08 23:47:49 · 16 answers · asked by copper 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahahaha love it
2007-12-08 23:51:51 · answer #1 · answered by lisa w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-09 10:05:26 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha thats funny! XD
2007-12-09 19:45:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey gud 1 keep goin
2007-12-09 10:01:47 · answer #4 · answered by Rohith 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-12-09 09:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by gentleman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny... You just made my day, Thank you and a star
2007-12-09 08:02:36 · answer #6 · answered by ♪♥❀ ~爱Brunette Dudette爱~ ❀ ♥♫ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i've already this story a lot of times but it never fails to make me laugh... don't know what i'd do if i actually see this happen.. heehee.. ^_^
2007-12-09 08:40:56 · answer #7 · answered by tokidokie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!Thanx
2007-12-09 09:35:04 · answer #8 · answered by GoodGirlGoneBad 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's pretty funny...I've never heard that b4...star for u!
2007-12-09 08:46:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
2007-12-12 03:57:41 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋