2007-12-08 17:45:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He IS real. Everyday I feel the grace from his holy noodly appendage. Accept FSM into your heart and your worries shall melt away. RAmen.
2007-12-08 17:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is about eating good food. Like here comes the Aeroplane. It is conversation that parents have with there children when they are feeding them. There is no such thing as a Flying Spaghetti Monster or an Aeroplane that fits into a childs mouth.
2007-12-09 01:50:59 · answer #2 · answered by MariaAntonietta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing changes... except for the question of if there's a flying spaghetti monster is he alone or are there more?
2007-12-09 01:51:40 · answer #3 · answered by Wyco 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then I've been desecrating idols my whole life, every time I go to an Italian restaurant.
Actually, that would be Holy Communion, as I'm eating the body (noodles and meatballs) and drinking the blood (tomato sauce) of God.
So I guess I'm actually extra pious after all. As are all spaghetti lovers.
2007-12-09 01:47:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Then True Believers will enjoy the products of the beer volcanoes and stripper factories of heaven and non-believers will go to hell. Hell is full of beer volcanoes and stripper factories too, but the beer is stale and the strippers all have VD. It requires faith to believe in the FSM because He cannot be proven to exist, but The Gospel of the FSM teaches that this faith is actually a virtue, and warns us to ignore detractors who suggest that this argument for believing in Him is circular, lest we risk stale beer and VD. Besides, there are numerous academic endorsements.
2007-12-09 12:15:47 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well then thats really good for you huh..... All i know is that im down with Jesus and would never be down with a flying spaghetti monster.....
2007-12-09 01:47:52 · answer #6 · answered by shortiegotsprung 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Then we will all fall out arguing over Marinara or Alfredo? Linguiniests will try to mislead the multitudes. Atheists will give up pasta and proclaim it does not exist. Agnostics will never be able to make up their minds what to order.
And what do You mean, "What if?"
Ramen!
2007-12-09 01:58:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well maybe a religion will develop with the goal of destroying this so called monster....and they kill it. That way they can defeat evil and solve world hunger.
2007-12-09 01:48:52 · answer #8 · answered by hellnocutco 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We KNOW that He exists! He mixed pasta and antipasto together to create the big bang that started the universe. May you be blessed by His noodly appendage.
2007-12-09 01:48:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The unbelievers still have access to beer and strippers, just not of the same quality.
2007-12-09 01:47:21 · answer #10 · answered by XPEH BAM 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋