Star if you like at least one of them!
NEW SLOGANS FOR FAST FOOD:
01. Burger King~ Fiber's for weenies!
02. Taco Bell~ Feeding pot heads with the munchies for $1.50 for 30 years.
03. KFC~ We're not a rap group, damnit!
04. Popeye's~ Buy your chicken from real cartoon character not an animated dead guy.
05. Mcdonald's~ Did somebody say McBypass?
06. Mcdonald's~New Cooler Coffee!
07. Domino's~ If your too wasted to drive, we'll bring your food to you!
08. KFC~ Hey, don't give your money to those racist bastards at Denny's!
09. Starbucks~ Now with 0.9% financing on the new Quad Macchito
10. Taco Bell~ Yo tengo flatulance
11. Wedny's~ If Dave doesnt give a rats *** about his cholesterol, why should you?
12. Taco Bell~ Working around the clock to invent new ways to combine the same 5 ingredients.
13. KFC~ It's KFCN' Awesome!
I got these from http://www.joke-archives.com/toplists/fastfoodslogans.html
2007-12-08 15:14:02 · 7 answers · asked by princessandrea82 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
taco bell is far from real mexican, but sometimes its like white castle- you need to get some
Taco Bell~ Working around the clock to invent new ways to combine the same 5 ingredients. that cracks me up
2007-12-08 16:00:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA LMFAO!!! so true...so true...and my friend ate taco bell today which made it funnier cuz she said it tasted like flippin dog food or something...
2007-12-08 23:51:28 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny. lol makes me hungry. thx 4 the laugh
2007-12-08 23:17:00 · answer #3 · answered by libra181994 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yup! Funny.. star for you :D
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2007-12-08 23:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! i liked #7...
*star*
2007-12-09 00:07:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are pretty dumb.
2007-12-09 00:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by steve w 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
not to funny.
2007-12-08 23:17:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋