A guy goes to the tattoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1, 000 to put a $100 bill on his willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the man why he wants to do this. The man replies, 'I have my reasons which I would rather not tell right now.'
So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is anxious with curiosity over why this man wants a $100 bill on his penis.
So, he tells the man that he really needs to know the reason why and says that the man can keep the $1000 he would have paid for the tattoo if he would just tell the reason for putting a $100 bill on his willie.
So, the man consents and offers these three reasons: 'First, I like to play with my money. Second, I like to watch my money grow. And third, and most importantly, the next time my wife wants to blow $100, she can stay home to do it.'
2007-12-08 14:30:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol brilliant again chris
2007-12-08 17:17:21 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
By following the simple advice I have finally found inner peace "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, 1/2 a bottle of red wine, a small box of chocolates, 3 shots of tequila, a can of cider and some cheese triangles. You have no idea how good I feel
2016-04-08 02:40:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Got to get me one too, especially over the Christmas period, lol.!!!
Excellent Chris so 10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!!
2007-12-08 19:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i have heard this one before, and i just got a tattoo one week ago, and the we we're all talking to the guy about stuff like this and he said he actually has one on his parts!!!! OMG my jaw dropped....ouch BTW!!!
2007-12-08 14:35:22 · answer #4 · answered by princessandrea82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol made my day thx 4 the laugh
2007-12-08 14:43:20 · answer #5 · answered by libra181994 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-08 21:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha made me laugh thanx star 4 u!
2007-12-08 14:35:29 · answer #7 · answered by All That Remains is Me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow good job man your rocks.
2007-12-08 19:20:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, he gonna get his money's worth, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-09 09:31:58 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol I like that joke.
2007-12-08 14:39:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋