A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
2007-12-08 14:24:54 · 14 answers · asked by Silent Anger 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wish icould give you 10stars. that was funny ' keep em coming Kara...
2007-12-08 15:30:33 · answer #1 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-12-09 07:56:00 · answer #2 · answered by crankydad_9999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you deserve 400 stars. thx 4 the laugh lol
2007-12-08 14:27:40 · answer #3 · answered by libra181994 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i have heard this one 3 different ways in the last 3 days, but your is worded the best out of all of them!!!! so it made it funnier then the rest!!
2007-12-08 14:31:39 · answer #4 · answered by princessandrea82 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!! datz really funny!
im gonna torture my blonde friend in school! she absolutely LOVES *ahem* blonde jokes!
STAR~
:D
2007-12-08 14:48:51 · answer #5 · answered by it's a secret 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh but some people sitting next to me didn't. HARD TO CRACK!!!!!
2007-12-08 14:31:44 · answer #6 · answered by anime<3 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL just the laugh I needed!! ***Starred***
2007-12-08 14:30:41 · answer #7 · answered by All That Remains is Me 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg.. that is soooo funny..darn everyone is sleeping so i can not tell them about it
2007-12-08 14:39:16 · answer #8 · answered by vis 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Really hilarious - thanks for a very good laugh!
A star for you! CJ
2007-12-08 16:27:30 · answer #9 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-12-08 14:44:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋