A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed."
The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed."
Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed."
The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?" The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."
2007-12-08 14:24:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha....
hahahahaha....
hahahahahaha....
and i thought they were pulling a different kind of all-nighter!!
starred!!
2007-12-09 09:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you dont need glue to get it stuck in between. A REAL case i've heard is that the lady's crotch cramped up and her guy cant pull it out. Ambulance came and brought them to the hospital and the doctor injected a muscle relaxant to release the tension. How it came to that was that she was having and affair with the guy and was caught red handed.
2007-12-08 20:31:38 · answer #2 · answered by hotbodfun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-12-08 16:53:56 · answer #3 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-08 19:23:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a while!! star 4 u!
2007-12-08 14:31:50 · answer #5 · answered by All That Remains is Me 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oops hun, bet they dont go to the emergency room, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-09 09:36:22 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-08 21:53:33 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhh wow so if he used the vaseline to slid in to mom then......ohhh he's stuck lol haha LMAO!!!!
2007-12-08 14:42:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA.!!!
Stuck together I think, lol.!!!
Must be painful ha ha.!!!
Good one Chris so 10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
2007-12-08 19:50:35 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl! thats hilarious!!!
2007-12-08 14:31:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋