What is the most embarassing thing your child has ever done in public?

Answer 1

well probably not the most embarrassing but the most recent thing my 3 1/2 yr old son did was say really loud "hey sexy" to a guy walking past me in the grocery store LOL he got it off the yahoo messenger voice things (the fish) it was funny but embarrassing seeing that he said it so loud and clearly and you could tell he directly said it to the guy.

Answer 2

When my 1 year old daughter was 10 months old, I was waiting in the WIC waiting room. If anyone gets wic, then you know how long the wait can be. I wouldn't let her get down, because at that time she couldn't walk yet. After a few minutes of shoving my hands away, she suddenly stilled. The she calmy turned around and slapped me in the face. I was so shocked that I just sat there with this look of horror on my face. Everyone was just staring at us, waiting to see what I would do!
I laugh about it now, but I had never been so embarressed. For that day, my baby was "THAT"child.

Answer 3

I had recently started a new job, and unfortunately had to attend a Christmas party where I knew no one. During the party, the boss decided to make a speech. All the adults quieted down, and the children were in the back playing quietly. The boss is droning on and on and we're all standing there bored, waiting for him to finish. All of a sudden, my then three year old runs up to me and yells, clear as day, at the top of his lungs "MOMMY! MY PEE-PEE IS BROKEN!"
I don't blush very often, but I knew at that moment that I was as red as a tomato.......As I'm leading my son out of the room, all I hear is snickering and giggling behind me....
Come to find out that his little pee pee had slipped through the hole that's in the front of boys underwear....My coworkers teased me about that for months on end...My son better BELIEVE I'm telling that story when he brings his first serious girlfriend home!!!!!!!

Answer 4

Intentionally ran into a glass window (it was obvious), shattering it accidentally (he was fine), and pretending to cry all because he saw a little girl run into it earlier because she hadn't seen it and she got a free cookie. He just wanted a cookie and I wouldn't get him one and he ended up breaking a whole window!! Don't worry he was completely fine - not a scratch on him. And I made sure he did not get a free cookie.

Or maybe in an elevator, my little girl pointed at a maybe 11 or 12 year old who was clearly self conscious about her braces and yelled "She's like a robot mouth! She has fake teeth! She's going to bite!" Poor braces girl!! Her mother was furious!

Answer 5

When he was about 14 months old, he was sitting in the basket at walmart. We were checking out. I looked at him and he was gagging and turning blue. EVERYONE came running over trying to help get whatever he had slipped in his mouth out. I was about to pass out. And all of the sudden he started laughing. I could see the relief on people's faces, but noone thought it was too funny. He was tricking us the whole time.

Answer 6

i need to be right here all nighttime! My in regulations had merely moved into their variety new domicile and after 5 days the total basement flooded. We went to verify the wear and tear and mutually as we've been there, the boys arrived to strengthen the carpets and put in followers to dry the water. Our son who grow to be merely approximately 3 on the time had to observe them. We allowed him to sit down down on the stairs and watch. between the boys started chatting with him and pronounced "it is an horrific mess" and our son pronounced "No it isn't any longer". the guy pronounced "Oh, it somewhat is. each little thing have been given all moist". Our son sat there and pronounced "My Daddy pronounced it somewhat is a fuc*in mess!". His daddy DID say that! yet another day while the boys have been approximately 4, I took them to the financial enterprise with me (sitter had an emergency and could no longer take them). I positioned them on the two element of me to maintain the battling to a minimum. the lady I had to verify grow to be a touch great lady. She left her table to get a record or some thing and as she walked previous my son and out the door, my son leaned around me and pronounced to his brother "isn't that the fattest as* you have ever considered?". i understand she heard him! i grow to be so embarrassed! He have been on condition that from staring on the movie Dr. Doolittle - I nonetheless do no longer enable that one to be performed in my domicile anymore. My nephew attends a Catholic hardship-loose college. sooner or later he overheard 2 instructors discussing a mouse that they had discovered in the lecture room. They have been sorting out what they had to do under wellbeing codes and such. My nephew, who had merely watched the movie Mousehunt instructed his spectacular Catholic instructor that "What we want around right this is a great great pussy!" i'm specific she grow to be happy to hearken to that!

Answer 7

When I was getting my daughter ready for Easter Sunday, my husband and I got into a fight. He wasn't moving fast enough (lol) and I was fussing at him. I said, "Would you please hurry up? You know the people at this church gossip, and the last thing I need is the nosy damn preacher telling everybody that we're heathens...It's bad enough we only go on Easter and Mother's day!'' Of course, I didn't realize my daughter, who was almost three at the time, was within earshot.

As we were walking (late) into the church, the preacher said hi, and my daughter said, "Are you the nosy damn preacher?"

I was mortified.

Answer 8

My son was 2 1/2 and we were at the hardware store, which had bathroom fixture on display. He went potty and then announced it "look Mommy I'm a big boy. My reply was yes you are.Red face and all.

Answer 9

Pointed at the woman standing behind me in line while shopping and called her a witch. To be honest she really did look like a witch, but that didn't make it ok.

Answer 10

"Mommy...Your eating too much! Dont eat too much" Yeah im a bit overweight and my husband constantly says this too me so she is naturally catching on. Ughh...might not be a big deal to some but i was mortified hearing such a PLEA to me from her sweet little mouth. She seemed ohhh sooo concerned!!