Now that I have your attention, read this joke:
Sarah was in Sunday School one morning when she fell asleep. The teacher asked, "Sarah, who is the Creator of Heaven and Earth?" but she was of course not awake, and therefore couldn't answer. Trying to help, the girl behind Sarah poked her with her pencil. Sarah was startled, and yelled, "Oh God!" The teacher replied, "Yes, Sarah, that is correct," and moved on. When it was Sarah's turn to answer a question again, she was asked, "Who is God's son?" But Sarah had of course fallen asleep again. So, the girl behind her again poked her with her pencil. Sarah was startled, yelled, "Oh Jesus!" Then other students had their turns with questions, and Sarah fell asleep. This time, when it was Sarah's turn to answer, she was asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after giving birth to their 25th child?" Sighing, the classmate poked her again, and Sarah screamed, "Poke me with that thing again, and I swear to God I'll snap it off!"
2007-12-08 12:28:25 · 32 answers · asked by [[Princess For The Day]] 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOLOLOLOLOL. That was hilarious!
2007-12-08 12:34:30 · answer #1 · answered by . 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
ATHEIST - somebody who does no longer have self assurance in a God – any God – no longer basically the Christian one. yet that would not recommend they do no longer carry solid ethical or religious ideals! they'd save on with any faith that would not have a god and there are diverse those!! great ones like BUDDHISM – religious coaching from Buddha and his followers that by making use of destroying greed, hatred and delusion (the reason of all suffering) guy can attain suited enlightenment!! it particularly is an open public communicate board and that i'm efficient atheists ought to like it saved that way and motivate human beings to have the tolerance and suggestions to communicate and debate indoors the way the positioning replaced into set up for!!
2016-10-10 21:13:27 · answer #2 · answered by stealy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfection, good job of getting folks' attention LOL. And one heck of a good joke, too.
BB,
Raji the Green Witch
2007-12-08 14:11:03 · answer #3 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha,ha,ha! Go back to sleep Sarah!
2007-12-08 12:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by Life goes on... 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That was great!
I also like your use of question titles to get everyone to come check that out ;) Thanks for the laugh!
I am stealing this joke, by the way. Just thought I'd let you know.
2007-12-08 12:43:18 · answer #5 · answered by Eve 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that whoever was poking her with that pencil may have been a witch...I mean...there's really no other explanation for her being that spot on everytime...mad skillz pencil-wielder...mad skillz...
2007-12-08 12:42:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right on!
2007-12-08 12:52:27 · answer #7 · answered by Marvin -Retired- 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
Nice.
2007-12-08 12:31:32 · answer #8 · answered by ultraviolet1127 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
We are looking for something interesting to read.
Well done.
2007-12-08 13:15:04 · answer #9 · answered by Steve B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it
but i thought the "now that i have your attention" was a nice touch
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2007-12-08 12:40:15 · answer #10 · answered by Quailman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-12-08 12:34:15 · answer #11 · answered by MiaOMya 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋