A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No”, she replies. . .
Wait for it. .
It's coming. .
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says:
"You just happened to catch my eye."
2007-12-08 12:05:24 · 19 answers · asked by rdrnnr1972 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Should have "seen" it coming but I didn't
2007-12-09 08:05:01 · answer #1 · answered by crankydad_9999 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think Lily Cole is beautiful :) I don't know if their natural redheads but Amy Adams and Isla Fisher are gorgeous. So was Jessica Stam when her hair was dyed red.
2016-05-22 05:45:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasnt funny at all im sorry why would people actually laugh at that i have a great sense of humor but that joke was just not funny at all if you ever said that in front of people on stage you would either hear fake laughs or crickets
2007-12-08 13:13:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey loved that you also happened to cacht my EYE,here have a star.xxxx
2007-12-08 12:28:31 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I just wonder if he was up to the ladies standard and if she was going to keep her 'eye' on him in the future. Wink, Wink !
2007-12-08 12:39:18 · answer #5 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
At first I was afraid you were headed for that old joke where the punch line is : He says, "would I ?" and she answers, "Hunch back!!"
2007-12-08 12:13:59 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Quackenbush 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
laugh out loud*
2007-12-09 07:20:15 · answer #7 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corny...yet clever. Good job mate.
2007-12-08 12:12:46 · answer #8 · answered by Thinker 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha, good one. like the suspense!
2007-12-08 12:09:29 · answer #9 · answered by jilly322 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha! That was great!...did you make it up?
I happen to be a redhead myself!!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-12-08 12:08:55 · answer #10 · answered by Amanda C 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋