Your momma is so old when she passed gas (farted) it was 89cents a gallon.
2007-12-08 11:35:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
2007-12-08 11:39:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
2007-12-09 08:11:04 · answer #2 · answered by crankydad_9999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so ugly when she tries to enter in a ugly contest they say sorry no professionals
2007-12-08 12:43:07 · answer #3 · answered by just me 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It isn't yo momma that was the problem. It was you Mr. Gurgenbloop Von Perturbenglupperson. I remember like it was yesterday when your mother was in he delivery room getting ready to have you. The doctor and nurses were standing around telling your mother to push, push. All of a sudden, your little head popped out and they took one look at it and tried to push it back in. Yo momma was hollering and screaming, let him out, let him out, he's biting me on my pearltongue. So, the doctor relented and let you out and as he was holding you up to get ready to give the old ceremonious slap on the rump, he took another look at you and slapped your mother instead. He said, "bi%%h, how dare you have someone like that in my hospital. From then on you were known as the bad luck kid. I remember when you were in middle school the girls used to pick straws to determine who gets to spit on you. But, one day you came home all bright eyed and happy and shouting "Ma, oh Ma, look Ma, no spit........
2007-12-08 12:00:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sigh...yo momma's like a bus everyone get's a ride
yo momma's like home depot 50 cents to screw
yo momma's like a door knob everyone gets a turn
yo momma's like a squirrel she always has nuts in her mouth
yo momma's so fat it took you 3 times to roll her on her back
2007-12-08 11:42:50 · answer #5 · answered by ULikeyDaMuffinz? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your momma is so skinny she can dodge rain drops while hoola hooping in a cheerio
2007-12-08 11:45:10 · answer #6 · answered by slap happy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma is so fat she cant wear malcolm x jackets because helicopters keep trying to land on her back.
2007-12-08 11:37:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma is so ugly that they moved halloween to her birthday.
2007-12-08 11:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.
2007-12-08 11:41:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
your momma so short
her feet dangle when she sits on a curb
2007-12-08 11:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋