How to be mean to a girl?

Question

ok so im am a 17 yrs and theres this girl who is like mean to me but like in a joking way...when she is mean to me i just stay quiet and not talk back to her. I want to be mean to her too!! but i dont kno wat to say..im a nice guy u see and she just picks on me. I just want to know wat to say when she says something mean to me.

Answer 1

barring the possibility that she likes you you can maybe embarass her by giving alot of attention to her when she says what she does bc obviously she wants attention so shove it in her face. uhm ex) she approaches and immeadiately starts telling rude jokes about you, making fun of you, your clothes, whatever, say in a loud voice "Well here _____ goes again, do you spend alot of time thinking those bad jokes up? I think I heard that joke somewhere before, uhm lemme think, oh yeah did you tell that Same joke yesterday? you're getting rusty, not good, you're not funny anymore, just not funny.. or when she comes over say before she can say anything "Speaking of the devil." or "Your trying too hard." or "Your working too hard, all you have to do is ask if you want my number" or "Attention whore is at it again" or "here is our desperately unfunny joker, at it again" or "The attention whore is here! She'll probably have some jokes for us?" or "Even if its not funny the first time you can depend on her to tell it again" or "You probably spend so much time at home thinking this stuff up, do you spend time at home thinking of me?". DO NOT act offended (your tone is casual and mocking) do not laugh along unless its in a very sarcastic way after which you pause and say "WOW that was so not funny" or cough into your hand when she comes over and say "Attention Whore!" looking at her, don't avoid eye contact with her, so she gets the message your serious not submissive. Worse comes to worse insert an 'appropriate' expletive into any of the phrases above for emphasis, although I don't want to advise you to use expletives.
I've had to deal with bullies before too, I hope this helps, goodluck!

Answer 2

That's a humdinger pardner. Why would you want to be mean to a girl? Is she is constantly mean to you why would you want to be around her to begin with? Think about what you want. If you're a nice guy just continue to be nice, if she's mean to you she will either stop or keep on. There are probably one or two hundred girls in your class who are not intentionally mean to a guy, why not show an interest in one of them? Maybe she is just trying to get your goat or see how much you like her. Why don't you just ask her why she is mean to you. Okay not much help but remember I'm a bit rusty here, I haven't been 17 in a whole lot of years.