Bench warrants?
Christians - don't blow a fuse, ok? Just a little light humor from an atheist friend of mine twenty-some years ago. Why this just occured to me I have no idea. Enjoy your evening.
2007-12-08 11:08:34 · 10 answers · asked by Wired 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Boomboom - Thank, well, - heavens!!!
2007-12-08 11:15:24 · update #1
lol I'm a Christian. I laughed.
We have a sense of humor, I swear =]
2007-12-08 11:13:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If no one shows up to judgement day, then no judgement will take place.
I have alwys believed the bad stuff can be prevented, and it is up to us to prevent the rapture, not to invite it.
Who actually want people to burn in hell? If you are waiting for the rapture, then you are saying that you want people to go to hell, that is inherently evil, isn't it?
2007-12-08 19:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by Jim! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since I have free will, I'll be sleeping in that day.
2007-12-08 19:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess you just got owned.
2007-12-08 19:19:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
youre too silly. " Nowhere to run to babyyyy," Nowhere to hide.
2007-12-08 19:14:16 · answer #5 · answered by layn da smckdwn 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
better yet....... men want a war and no one shows up
2007-12-08 19:12:47 · answer #6 · answered by zee zee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the christians will be pissed off
2007-12-08 19:17:54 · answer #7 · answered by andrew w 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
then i guess everyone had something better to do... lol
2007-12-08 19:15:15 · answer #8 · answered by idgaf 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-08 19:15:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
trust me, he will know where u are...
2007-12-08 19:13:41 · answer #10 · answered by az-bandit 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋